Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Come on Midwest. Get it together.

Welcome to Ohio, the state where the weather's made up and the seasons don't matter.

This Virgil? Nahbrah- Look to the down.

So it's March.
Supposedly Spring in the Midwest.
And for the past two days it has snowing.

There will be no retiring of the winter coat in the near future, the flowers are all probably going to die, and a white Easter instead of Christmas?

Chumad, bro? 

Yes, yes I am.

Winterstorm Virgil, swooping in like a bitch
An open letter to Cincinnati:

Dear Cincinnati, I am leaving for Florida this Thursday, and when I return on Monday, you BEST have your shit together. Sunshine, flowers, rainbows, the whole nine yards.


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